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Aug 24, 2008

I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.
I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.

I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running...
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive...
I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost. -- David Rockefeller

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock...
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. -- Henny Youngman

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is...
I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are no lazy...

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