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Sep 3, 2008

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when...
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with...
Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up...
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job? A:...
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job? A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!


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