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Sep 4, 2008

Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine...
Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine. Will you please have your master call my master at his convenience? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well? You...
Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well? You say you have a date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see? And you're out on some back road when the car stalls and won't start, so you set off across the fields, and 50 feet of barbed...

"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter,...
"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent

Hell's broken loose. -- Robert Greene
Hell's broken loose. -- Robert Greene

Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!


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