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Sep 7, 2008

Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath...
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty...

Cure the disease and kill the patient. --...
Cure the disease and kill the patient. -- Francis Bacon

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

Dental health is next to mental health.
Dental health is next to mental health.

Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down...
Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"? Simple coincidence? Maybe...


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