Daily FortunesSep 9, 2008
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while...
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
Nice guys don't always finish...
Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish.
Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging...
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
-- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry...
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one.
1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake.
2: It's cheaper than going to France.
3: It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday.
4: Life is short.
5: ...
Just a song before I go, Going through...
Just a song before I go, Going through security
To whom it may concern, I held her for so long.
Traveling twice the speed of sound She finally looked at me in love,
It's easy to get burned. And she was gone.
When the shows...
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