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Dec 13, 2011

Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.

"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from...
"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" --...
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" -- the artificial person, from _Aliens_

"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught...
"The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards

David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of...
David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" * Hourly motel rates * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here ...


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