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Dec 18, 2011

Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
Oh, wow! Look at the moon!

Oh, ya doesn't have ta call me 'Johnson'! Well, you can call...
Oh, ya doesn't have ta call me 'Johnson'! Well, you can call me 'Ray', or you can call me 'Jay', or you can call me 'R.J.', or you can call me 'Ray J.', or you can call me 'R.J.J.', or you can call me 'Ray J. Johnson', or you can call me 'R.J. Johnson', but ya DOESN'T have...

Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air...
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

O.K., fine.
O.K., fine.

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