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Dec 20, 2011

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses...
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi

"A University without students is like an ointment without...
"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly." -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, Enjoys work, but she likes the beach...
A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more. She found a good way To combine work and play: She sells C shells by the seashore.

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that...
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams


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