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Dec 23, 2011

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured...
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals. The leader of the tribe comes up to them and says, "Even though you are about to killed, your deaths will not be in vain. Every part of your body will be used. Your flesh will be eaten,...

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have...
An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was asked to give...

And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high...
And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp...

"And what will you do when you grow up to be...
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."

"Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive...
"Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the posh hotel. "No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman. "Anything for your wife,...


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