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Oct 25, 2012

I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs...
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Escher

I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher...
I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast and drown myself in the noise. -- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murderer"

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused...
I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused. -- Elvis Costello

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed...

I watch television because you don't know what it will do...
I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.

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