Daily FortunesNov 19, 2012
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette...
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that...
In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the
other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level...
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...
in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent
to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence...
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link...
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation...
In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked...
In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search
of a rebel computer hacker. However, they were unable to complete the arrest
because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only
person in the house was named don provan...
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