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Dec 6, 2012

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private...
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.

Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for...
Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd...
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first...
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,...
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
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