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Feb 20, 2012

"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped...
"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin." -- Michael O'Donohugh

...though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was...
...though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"

"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra
"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra

The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to...
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first. -- Blaise Pascal

"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked...
"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at the beginning," the King said, gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll


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