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Feb 9, 2012

Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long...
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because...
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to...
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.

Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp...
Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform...
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.


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