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Mar 17, 2012

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up...
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down. -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's...
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is. -- Robespierre

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle...
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money. -- Kim Hubbard

When all else fails, read the instructions.
When all else fails, read the instructions.

When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when...
When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.


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