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Mar 20, 2012

Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club...
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account. You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo...
Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make...
Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named...
Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge it to you. You gonna pay it? -- "The Rockford Files"

JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)
JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!! (George and Ringo miffed.)


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