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Mar 22, 2012

Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device...
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS...

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic...
"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..." -- Professor in the UCB physics department

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it...
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

"Deep" is a word like "theory"...
"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory", quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can claim...

Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians...
Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero? Is nothing sacred?


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