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Mar 24, 2012

The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left...
The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and looked forward...

Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer...
Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better not refuse.

Them as has, gets.
Them as has, gets.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then...
Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then...

Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this...
Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was, when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing to the "W" on the dial. Moral: He...


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