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Mar 27, 2012

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

No one's life, liberty, or property are safe while...
No one's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.
Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.

Bad news drives good news out of the media.
Bad news drives good news out of the media.


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