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Mar 31, 2012

Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One...
Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.

Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool...
Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them. -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams

Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.
Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer:...
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers


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