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Apr 1, 2012

QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life...
QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"

QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like...
QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE? Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great...

QOTD: "You want me to put *holes* in my ears...
QOTD: "You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them? How... tribal."

QOTD: "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom...
QOTD: "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth."

QOTD: Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now...
QOTD: Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now to late to punish.


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