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Apr 11, 2012

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I...
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.

I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike...
I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and the accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service. For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that can't be measured in monetary terms. Personally, I feel that it is well...

"I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten...
"I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words."

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment,...
"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment." -- Gotama Buddha

I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most...
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!


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