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Apr 18, 2012

Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelais

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered. -- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. -- I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- I'm trying to be less popular. -- My bathroom tiles need grouting. -- I'm waiting...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender. -- It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. -- It's my night...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. -- I'm...


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