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Apr 20, 2012

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness...
Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the "Do you feel okay? ...

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.

"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr...
"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry

"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars...
"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of themselves," the old man said, no longer to me. "But what will become of the bicuspids?" -- The Old Man and his Bridge


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