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Apr 26, 2012

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some...
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn

A bachelor is an unaltared male.
A bachelor is an unaltared male.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing...
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you...
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.


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