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Apr 3, 2012

I've finally learned what "upward compatible"...
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel

I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind...
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've got a very bad feeling about this. --...
I've got a very bad feeling about this. -- Han Solo

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock...
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. -- Henny Youngman

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add...
I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. -- Stephen Wright
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