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May 1, 2012

Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why...
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home center. And before long home centers were...

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes"...
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M...
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

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