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May 5, 2012

Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr...
Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break the world shouting record by two and a half decibels. "I am not surprised he failed," his wife said afterwards. "He's really a very quiet...

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have...
Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling? Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.

Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce...
Football builds self-discipline. What else would induce a spectator to sit out in the open in subfreezing weather?

Football combines the two worst features of American life...
Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, "Men At Work: The Craft of Baseball"

Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off...
Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets. -- Jimmy Breslin

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