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Jul 17, 2012

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known...
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck...
Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears. But son, do not bet this man, for you will...

Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have...
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).


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