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Jul 23, 2012

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better...
Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache. -- Dolph Sharp

Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.

Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable...
Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator. -- C.N. Parkinson

Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan...
Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar. "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the microphone, about to sing,...

Reception area, n: The purgatory where office visitors...
Reception area, n: The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World, while the receptionist blithely reads...


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