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Jul 30, 2012

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse...
There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle. -- G.K. Chesterton

There is no sincerer love than the love of food...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only...
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx
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