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Jul 7, 2012

One can search the brain with a microscope and not find...
One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God. -- J. Gustav White

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it...
One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal...
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that,...
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. -- J.D. Watson,...

One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an...
One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke. "Greetings, Mortal!" exclaims the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant...


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