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Aug 23, 2012

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with...
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch...
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be...
If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on together.

The only new TV show worth watching will be cancelled.
The only new TV show worth watching will be cancelled.

The TV show you've been looking forward to all week will...
The TV show you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
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