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Aug 6, 2012

It is well known that *things* from undesirable universes...
It is well known that *things* from undesirable universes are always seeking an entrance into this one, which is the psychic equivalent of handy for the buses and closer to the shops. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

It seems there's this magician working one of...
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years. He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life. The only problem is the ship's parrot, who perches in the hall...

Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost...
Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley

Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades...
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

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