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Sep 17, 2012

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To...
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found...
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long...
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.


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