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Sep 18, 2012

He's been like a father to me, He's the only DJ you can...
He's been like a father to me, He's the only DJ you can get after three, I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band, And why he don't like me I don't understand. -- The Byrds

He's dead, Jim.
He's dead, Jim.

He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a...
He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.

He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...

He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.
He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.


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