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Sep 22, 2012

After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? ...
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. -- P.J. O'Rourke

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will...
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end...
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers...
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments. For example, in 1780...

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied...


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