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Sep 26, 2012

Avoid strange women and temporary variables.
Avoid strange women and temporary variables.

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of...
Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion...

[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching...
[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching. -- Tris Speaker, 1921

BACCHUS: A convenient deity invented by the ancients ...
BACCHUS: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.


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