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Sep 7, 2012

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought...
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen...
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.

I lately lost a preposition; It hid, I thought, beneath...
I lately lost a preposition; It hid, I thought, beneath my chair And angrily I cried, "Perdition! Up from out of under there." Correctness is my vade mecum, And straggling phrases I abhor, And yet I wondered, "What should he come Up from out of under...

I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double...
I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E. The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus] Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me. These young girls won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me! ...

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone...
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'! -- Willie Nelson


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