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Jan 18, 2013

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary...
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish...
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done. -- Daniel B. Luten

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they...
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to...
When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend. "Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!" "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid...

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.

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