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Oct 5, 2013

QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must...
QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must. I do what I get paid to do.

QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang...
QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."

QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all...
QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean ...
QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean the snakes have gone away.

QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness,...
QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."

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