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Nov 25, 2013

Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see...
Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up. -- Raymond Chandler

COPYING MACHINE: A device that shreds paper, flashes...
COPYING MACHINE: A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages, and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't interested in reading them.

Coronation, n: The ceremony of investing a sovereign...
Coronation, n: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb. -- Ambrose Bierce

Correction does much, but encouragement does more...
Correction does much, but encouragement does more. -- Goethe

Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may...
Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.


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