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Mar 19, 2013

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic...
I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough. Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Starr

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42...
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W.C. Fields

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em...
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Eliot

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry...
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics. -- Woody Allen


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