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Mar 2, 2013

That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses...
That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball. -- Bill Veeck

That's what she said.
That's what she said.

That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton,...
That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night. -- Willie Sutton

The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where...
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop." -- Lewis...

The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook...
The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8. -- R.B. Greenberg


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