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Mar 23, 2013

Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along...
Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass, and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend grasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after...

"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if...
"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"

"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to...
"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"

My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy...
My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy

My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago...
My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel


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