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Mar 24, 2013

Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.

Beware the new TTY code!
Beware the new TTY code!

Beware the one behind you.
Beware the one behind you.

bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.

Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document,...
Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's". (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's". (3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved...


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