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Mar 26, 2013

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some...
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar...
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity...

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs...
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd


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