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Mar 31, 2013

How apt the poor are to be proud. -- William...
How apt the poor are to be proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere...
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? ...
How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? -- Schulz

How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? ...
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? -- Charles de Gaulle

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? ...
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd


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