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Mar 5, 2013

Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds...
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.

"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and...
"Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack."

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village...
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!


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