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Apr 12, 2013

April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas...
April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas Stearns Eliot

AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn...
AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn...
aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again...

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) A friend will step...
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) A friend will step forward and confide in you about your breath. Rely on your outgoing personality and winning smile to get you into a lot of trouble. Be relaxed, things will change. Look for a pink slip on ...

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